"hot chicks with poor fat guys"

I'm not sure that's happened in the history of civilization, AP.

"The lesson my friends is a simple one--when you grow up, you don't want to be President of the United States.  It's the head football coach at the BCS school who gets the quality tail."

The pay is better, too.

Although I doubt anyone is getting as much enjoyment out of this story as I am (other than maybe Tk), the downfall of Bobby Petrino has taught a valuable lesson.  For those of you who haven't followed or heard the story, here's a link

http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/7798429/arkansas-razorbacks-fire-bobby-petrino-coach

But there's another important lesson to be learned here--and more importantly to be passed on to our male children.  You may remember another gentleman from Arkansas, Bill Clinton.  Had a brief stint as President of the US.  During his presidency he had an extra-marital affair with a young female staffer.  Since it wasn't widely reported, you may not remember what she looked like, but here's a picture.

http://www.zimbio.com/photos/Monica+Lewinsky

Certainly not what you'd expect to be servicing the most powerful man in the free world.  On the other hand, take a look at the woman at the center of the Bobby Petrino scandal

http://www.jobsnhire.com/articles/1659/20120412/jessica-dorrell-pictures-fiance-josh-morgan-bobby.htm

Much better, especially for a fifty-plus year old married guy.  Now that Petrino's been sacked (pun intended), the media is uncovering all sorts of new information, including information that Petrino may have had a second mistress.  (shocked)  Check out the pictures of potential mistress #2

http://deadspin.com/5901394?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

The lesson my friends is a simple one--when you grow up, you don't want to be President of the United States.  It's the head football coach at the BCS school who gets the quality tail.