You might be from Chicago if you remember Roger Ebert as the film critic for the Sun Times, Gene Siskel as the critic for the Trib, and "Sneak Previews" as a show on channel 11. Safe travels.
Rather than a boinking, it might be more appropriate to give him a thumbs down.
As an aside, my cinematic tastes ran more toward his than the bald guy's. And I think he once said Spinal Tap was one of his 10 favorite movies.