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- Colby Rasmus
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At least seven deer
. . . live in a tiny copse of fir trees one door over. Last year they were four deer, but the group had had three babies. Now I discover my neighbor two doors the other direction feeds them apples!
I like the deer as much as the next person, but that's just fucking stupid to go feeding wild animals, particularly any that is experiencing a population explosion the way suburban deer are.
- Max
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Re: At least seven deer
big dogs are not allowed in our trailer park.
the damn deer are eating all my tomatoes, even though I have them behind a fence. the deer come right up on my porch and reach their necks over to trim off everything they can get their locust-shaped mouths on.
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Re: At least seven deer
We have a skunk in our neighborhood. And a neighbor who has a neon palm tree in his yard. Like he's in a friggin' Corona commercial.
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Re: At least seven deer
Buy AP a ticket to Seattle (or the closest airport), a box of shotgun shells and a case of beer and I'm guessing your problem would be handled in a short period of time.
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forsberg_us wrote:
Buy AP a ticket to Seattle (or the closest airport), a box of shotgun shells and a case of beer and I'm guessing your problem would be handled in a short period of time.
I got to make it a few more days and then I am off for 3 weeks. That means deer will fear me and I wont have to shave.
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ROFLMAO!!!!!
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I think this might be a good plan for Max. Kind of like the little old lady that swallowed the fly and then had to swallow something to kill the fly and something to kill that. You could start feeding bears.