tkihshbt wrote:

artie_fufkin wrote:

tkihshbt wrote:

Let's hope Fat Angry Brewer Fan Wearing a Skin Tight Ed Hardy Shirt doesn't read that. 

I had to look up Ed Hardy. I thought he might have played for the Brewers.
 

It's clothing for d-bags. If you want to look like a roid monkey who contracts gonorrhea because of constantly banging a bunch of St. Charles skanks, you put on the Ed Hardy.

I thought those were "Affliction" shirts.

tkihshbt wrote:

It goes both ways, though "Affliction" is better associated with MMA wannabes. 

Most roid-heads who spend their time banging St. Charles skanks are MMA wanna-bes.

Cardinals need to get two runners on base so Wang can face Wong.

Last edited by artie_fufkin (4/14/2014 9:53 pm)

 "If you want to look like a roid monkey who contracts gonorrhea because of constantly banging a bunch of St. Charles skanks, you put on the Ed Hardy."

Ironically, that's my usual motif.

tkihshbt wrote:

It's why I don't come within 20 miles of that city.

I have to admit, when I was in my early 20s, before the term ever existed, I had a very nice "friends with benefits" relationship with a young lady from St. Charles.

We had several mutual friends. Never went on a single date, but every so often she'd call and ask if she come over and spend the night.

God I miss being single.

I'm not making this up. Schroeder just uttered the following sentence: "The Brewers are hoping Wang has enough stuff to be a long man."

"a very nice "friends with benefits" relationship"

I believe that's called a "fuck buddy" these days.

artie_fufkin wrote:

"a very nice "friends with benefits" relationship"

I believe that's called a "fuck buddy" these days.

I called it 3 of the greatest months of my life.

So, baseball being as full of superstitions as it is, does Cruz catch Lynn's next start?

forsberg_us wrote:

artie_fufkin wrote:

"a very nice "friends with benefits" relationship"

I believe that's called a "fuck buddy" these days.

I called it 3 of the greatest months of my life.

That would have been my first semester at ASU. Still can't believe they kicked me out of there for partying too much. It's like getting booted out of Augusta National for playing too much golf. 
 

artie_fufkin wrote:

forsberg_us wrote:

artie_fufkin wrote:

"a very nice "friends with benefits" relationship"

I believe that's called a "fuck buddy" these days.

I called it 3 of the greatest months of my life.

That would have been my first semester at ASU. Still can't believe they kicked me out of there for partying too much. It's like getting booted out of Augusta National for playing too much golf. 
 

People still think I'm crazy when I say the smartest thing I did was not going directly to college. I'd have never made it into law school with the damage I'd have done to my GPA.

artie_fufkin wrote:

forsberg_us wrote:

artie_fufkin wrote:

Pujols just hit his 496th home run.

I expected him to have a good year. I was hoping I could get him for a decent price in our fantasy draft.

He's came into the game hitting .240, though he bulked that up to .269 with two hits so far off an Oakland pitcher who looks like he's about 14 years old and weighs about 140 pounds. The posts in my fence are thicker than this kid's legs
 

For some reason I think this is going to be his best year as an Angel.

.....and struck out 11