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Realistically, we have three teams battling for two spots. The tiebreaker is PF.
Alz needs a win over Fors or a loss by either TK or AP to clinch.
AP can clinch with a win, as long as TK doesn't make up a 63-point deficit.
TK's best route to the playoffs is win and a loss by AP. Where it gets interesting is if TK wins and Alz loses. Alz can get elbowed out (if AP also wins) since TK has an 8-point PF advantage on Alz.
Go 4 Broken is still alive, but only theoretically. He needs to beat TK, have AP lose and make up 145 points on AP.
At the top of the table, Fors needs me to lose and make up 73 points.
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I was thinking of resting my players ala the Colts. They can't get hurt if they're on my bench, right?
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I'm looking at Fors' team and wondering how in the world they could possibly lose. Jennings and Boldin are going up against two of the worst secondaries.
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tkihshbt wrote:
I'm looking at Fors' team and wondering how in the world they could possibly lose. Jennings and Boldin are going up against two of the worst secondaries.
Thanks Tk. That pretty much guarantees that one of them will blow out his knee in the first quarter, and the other will play in the worst snow storm in the history of North America.
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forsberg_us wrote:
tkihshbt wrote:
I'm looking at Fors' team and wondering how in the world they could possibly lose. Jennings and Boldin are going up against two of the worst secondaries.
Thanks Tk. That pretty much guarantees that one of them will blow out his knee in the first quarter, and the other will play in the worst snow storm in the history of North America.
Excellent, TK. That's the kind of bad karma we're hoping for.
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Upset Alert: Max leads AP by 65 points.
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The Patriots are disgustingly good. I need to throw up.
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If the Raiders beat the deceased Donkeys at home next week and close out the season with a win over the fading Chiefs in Kansas City, will they be the first team in NFL history to go undefeated in their division and not win the division?
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tkihshbt wrote:
Upset Alert: Max leads AP by 65 points.
Just got home from the over the ocean and through the woods to Gramma's house trip, and have only one thing to say: WTF?!?
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AP's guys yakked today. Aaron Rodgers got concussed and left after the first half.
I need Jason Witten and Adrian Peterson to not combine for 70 points and I need Ray Rice and DeSean Jackson not to score 55 points.
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tkihshbt wrote:
AP's guys yakked today. Aaron Rodgers got concussed and left after the first half.
I need Jason Witten and Adrian Peterson to not combine for 70 points and I need Ray Rice and DeSean Jackson not to score 55 points.
AP also added and played the Raiders' defense. I was going to chime in on how bad an idea I thought that was when I saw it, but ultimately decided to mind my own business.
AP, did you have any idea the Raiders are something like 2-24 in the last eight years on the road in the eastern time zone?
And I think both those wins are in Pissburgh.
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I havent been watching much football lately. I think I have gone several weeks without watching more then 3minutes. I picked the raiders because they had put up double diget defensive points alot. This week was a perfect end to my season. Early I could do nothing wrong and lately every pick blew up in my face. Next year I am going to pick only NFC player because that is the only league I really follow.
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Your season isn't over yet. If you finish in fifth, you'll play Windy in the consolation next week. I'd find a new defense pretty quick.
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tkihshbt wrote:
Your season isn't over yet. If you finish in fifth, you'll play Windy in the consolation next week. I'd find a new defense pretty quick.
My optimal lineup has me scoring 133 points and I am still below 50. I will find a way to eff it up.
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tkihshbt wrote:
Your season isn't over yet. If you finish in fifth, you'll play Windy in the consolation next week. I'd find a new defense pretty quick.
There are worse plays this week than the Raiders at home against a Denver team that's already warming up the bus.
My point was the Raiders don't play well when they have to travel 3,000 miles for a 10 a.m. start, their time.
They could whine and gripe until they get their way like the Patriots did a few years ago about having their west coast games in two sets of back-to-back games so they only had to fly across the country twice instead of four times, but I don't think Goodell even opens the envelope when he sees a letter with the Raiders' masthead on it.
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Well. If I don't win my game, I will at least be praying my Strength and Conditioning coach snipes a gunner running down my sideline. Take that!
Actually, I think I'm going to win.
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The Texans look like a bunch of gay Christmas elves in these red uniforms.
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alz wrote:
Well. If I don't win my game, I will at least be praying my Strength and Conditioning coach snipes a gunner running down my sideline. Take that!
Actually, I think I'm going to win.
Why is a strength and conditioning coach that close to the field anyay? Or even on the sideline? Is someone going to need a spot?
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artie_fufkin wrote:
The Texans look like a bunch of gay Christmas elves in these red uniforms.
Rec'd.
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Holy crap. I really thought Berman was going to cry right then. BRETT FAVRE MISSED A GAME. HE DIDN'T DIE!!! GET OVER IT!!!
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I think it's pretty ridiculous that we need a TV timeout so that a guy who got hurt out of bounds can get up, walk onto the field and have trainers walk him across the field. Jesus, just walk around the end zone.
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tkihshbt wrote:
I think it's pretty ridiculous that we need a TV timeout so that a guy who got hurt out of bounds can get up, walk onto the field and have trainers walk him across the field. Jesus, just walk around the end zone.
There's a guy in a Ratbirds shirt in about the 10th row at about the 50-yard line who looks so tense he's about to give birth. And to think an hour ago he was probably wondering when playoff tickets go on sale.
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I needed monster games from Andre Johnson, Arian Foster and Ray Rice to beat a guy in my other league. That touchdown by Johnson just sealed the deal.
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Yahoo's fantasy site has crashed.
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tkihshbt wrote:
Yahoo's fantasy site has crashed.
So has my matchup. I had a 30-point lead and the Ravens D, and my opponent has Foster, Johnson and Schaub.
What the deal with Jones? Why is he always five feet away from Johnson? Even I know two receivers aren't ever supposed to be in the same area.