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The Glove Smellers put their 11-3 regular season mark on the line against the Lawn Gnome Express who crept into the playoffs thanks to a stunning upset by the Grammas.
Hollywood 69 goes after the Fin Fans in a re-match from last week. In early results, Hollywood's mullet got out to an early lead thanks to Phillip Rivers' performance and Antonio Gates' plantar facieitis.
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And in the consolation side, the Athols have a good shot at an upset with Aaron Rodgers on the bench. Although Darren McFadden is against the Broncos, which means it may not matter.
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"Getting my ass kicked" (sing to the tune of, "Getting to Know You")
It's still early, but I have anemic efforts from 2 of my 3 wide outs, my TE, and my K, whereas the Gophers got a huge day from Ray Rice. I will need monster performances from Diamond Jim Brady and Michael Turner to have a chance. And I am kind of hoping that the Bears D will have a big day against the Favre-less Vikings.
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I had Darth beat, then Michael Vick started going off on the Giants.
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Wow I am getting my ass kicked again.
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Darth walloped me pretty good.
Of the four teams I had in the playoffs today, only one will probably win. That's kind of a bummer.
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tkihshbt wrote:
I had Darth beat, then Michael Vick started going off on the Giants.
The only way I lose is if New England scores about five defensive touchdowns. They'll probably do it just to piss me off.
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tkihshbt wrote:
Darth walloped me pretty good.
Of the four teams I had in the playoffs today, only one will probably win. That's kind of a bummer.
I won in my other league because I picked up Michael Bush on Friday and he scored two garbage touchdowns.
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Bring on the Glove!
/flex!!! It was nice to see Peyton Manning have a good game for me for a change!
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alz wrote:
Bring on the Glove!
/flex!!! It was nice to see Peyton Manning have a good game for me for a change!
It's going to be interesting to see how that game plays out. If the Chiefs win at 1 p.m., the Raiders are eliminated from the playoffs and have nothing to play for, which means Manning and the Colts will probably win 41-0. Nobody goes into the tank quicker or better than the Raiders.
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tkihshbt wrote:
I had Darth beat, then Michael Vick started going off on the Giants.
FWIW, I thought that punt returner should have gotten a personal foul, unsportsman-like conduct, for not simply running into the end zone for the touch down, but instead turning and running parallel to the end zone and celebrating before finally stepping over the line. If that isn't taunting the opponent then nothing is. The NFL is so exciting, why do they have to allow that crap???
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Max wrote:
tkihshbt wrote:
I had Darth beat, then Michael Vick started going off on the Giants.
FWIW, I thought that punt returner should have gotten a personal foul, unsportsman-like conduct, for not simply running into the end zone for the touch down, but instead turning and running parallel to the end zone and celebrating before finally stepping over the line. If that isn't taunting the opponent then nothing is. The NFL is so exciting, why do they have to allow that crap???
He was running out the clock, Max. It was like MJD taking a knee at the 1-yard line instead of scoring a touchdown last season.
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He might have been running out the clock, but it looked like he was also celebrating. Did he raise his pointed finger as he ran parallel to the end zone? Let's go to the tape . . .
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It was DeSean Jackson. You'll know when he's celebrating and that was definitely NOT him celebrating because it didn't involve doing a somersault into the end zone.
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OK. I don't know shit from apple butter.
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windwalker wrote:
Here's what's out of line - the Goats may win the NFC West with an 8-8 record and go to the playoffs.
expanded playoffs MUST be a good idea . . . look what it's done for hockey? and the NBA?
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windwalker wrote:
I dont think Jackson was out of line... may as well run the clock all the way out, no sense risking having an abortion on the ensuing squib kick. Philly Fan would have been less than amused watching David Akers trying to harpoon Barry Cofield after catching a lucky hop in stride at midfield. What was out of line was that horrible punt and the equally horrible punt coverage.
Here's what's out of line - the Goats may win the NFC West with an 8-8 record and go to the playoffs.
They'd have to win out to go 8-8. The 49ers can still win the division at 7-9.
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That's a heck of a turtle race. People here are following it, too. My favorite graphic is the "streak" of these two 6-8 teams:
Ram: Lost 2
Mariners: Lost 2
and just for good measure:
49's: Lost 1
In theory, we could still have a 6-10 team win the division, yes?
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Max wrote:
That's a heck of a turtle race. People here are following it, too. My favorite graphic is the "streak" of these two 6-8 teams:
Ram: Lost 2
Mariners: Lost 2
and just for good measure:
49's: Lost 1
In theory, we could still have a 6-10 team win the division, yes?
No. Rams/Seahawks play each other Week 17. In theory I suppose they could tie.
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It comes down to this -- four exciting matchups to conclude our first season.
Smell the Glove vs. Fin Fans for the championship in the inaugural Stag Beer Markie Post Bowl
The Miles Express vs. Hollywood for 3rd place in the Schlitz Beer Roger Cedeno Bowl
The Athols vs. G4B for 5th place in the Albertsons Albuquerque Bowl
Grammas vs. AP for 7th place in the GPC Cigarettes Bowl
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Did someone say Markie Post?!?
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Max wrote:
tkihshbt wrote:
I had Darth beat, then Michael Vick started going off on the Giants.
FWIW, I thought that punt returner should have gotten a personal foul, unsportsman-like conduct, for not simply running into the end zone for the touch down, but instead turning and running parallel to the end zone and celebrating before finally stepping over the line. If that isn't taunting the opponent then nothing is. The NFL is so exciting, why do they have to allow that crap???
There was a defender somewhat close. It would have been funny if he would have tackled him a the one yardline while he was prnacing around.
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tkihshbt wrote:
It comes down to this -- four exciting matchups to conclude our first season.
Smell the Glove vs. Fin Fans for the championship in the inaugural Stag Beer Markie Post Bowl
The Miles Express vs. Hollywood for 3rd place in the Schlitz Beer Roger Cedeno Bowl
The Athols vs. G4B for 5th place in the Albertsons Albuquerque Bowl
Grammas vs. AP for 7th place in the GPC Cigarettes Bowl
Is it normal for the 3rd place leader in points and leader for most of the year to finish dead last?
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APRTW wrote:
Max wrote:
tkihshbt wrote:
I had Darth beat, then Michael Vick started going off on the Giants.
FWIW, I thought that punt returner should have gotten a personal foul, unsportsman-like conduct, for not simply running into the end zone for the touch down, but instead turning and running parallel to the end zone and celebrating before finally stepping over the line. If that isn't taunting the opponent then nothing is. The NFL is so exciting, why do they have to allow that crap???
There was a defender somewhat close. It would have been funny if he would have tackled him a the one yardline while he was prnacing around.
I was kind of hoping the ball was going to slip out of his hands and roll out of bounds, because Vick and McCoy could have accumulated more stats in overtime.
It was an odd weekend in the NFL - the Eagles won on a punt return with no time remaining, the Lions won on the road for the first time since Milt Plum was their starting quarterback, the Raiders won a game they were favored to win, two guys from the same team fought each other, the punter of the Minnesota Vikings complained about cold weather in Minnesota in December, and Brett Favre talked about himself in a post-game press conference.
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APRTW wrote:
Is it normal for the 3rd place leader in points and leader for most of the year to finish dead last?
No. You have to have really shitty luck. If you had played Bingo instead, you would have drawn a card that needed a W.