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Oh look. Some of the backwards ass country fucks brought their brooms. How clever. But how are maw and paw going to sweep out the barn?
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You'd think these hillbilly assholes would have more important things to worry about. Like running water.
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Hahaha! I wish Molina had used that bullet with the bases loaded on Friday night.
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Big crowd at GAB.
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tkihshbt wrote:
Big crowd at GAB.
The only reason the hillbillies been showing up on Saturdays is because of the post-game activities. They usually have a concert by some country crooner and then fireworks. I think Fridays are "Bring Your Own Moonshine Night."
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I've never seen a bat break like that on a bunt.
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I left for a second to make a sandwich. Did Mozeliak say Franklin hasn't pitched enough?
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I'm getting the FSN Ohio feed. Marty Brennaman's mentally-retarded son is talking about his father again. Go figure.
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Brennaman is obsessed with his hatred of Carpenter. It's almost unhealthy.
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Now Brennaman's kid is sitting in his lap eating ice cream. I'm not kidding. Is there a fucking baseball game going on, or is this the Brennaman family reunion?
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What the hell is this now? A livestock auction?
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How does Greene take a fastball right down the cock for strike three?
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Looks like the new typical Reds. What a bunch of assholes.
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I wonder what Cordero was chirping about? Something like "Your bullpen isn't very good, but ours might be worse?"
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Looks like the new typical Reds. What a bunch of assholes.
That's the first time I've ever seen anyone dance in a dugout.
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Did Brennaman have a freakout over the Pujols slide into second?
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Did Brennaman have a freakout over the Pujols slide into second?
He never got around to it. He was in the middle of "AND THE REDS SWEEP THE CAR ..." and then Votto couldn't come up with Phillips' throw.
I don't think either one of them ever figured out Jay was in centerfield today.
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woke up and read the final. well, that sucks. i think i'd rather get swept by the astros, then at least it would feel like cardinal baseball.
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Oh look. Some of the backwards ass country fucks brought their brooms. How clever. But how are maw and paw going to sweep out the barn?
You know that Cardinals fans calling Red fans backwards is as bad as two fat people calling eachother fat?
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I am worried about Carp.
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Oh look. Some of the backwards ass country fucks brought their brooms. How clever. But how are maw and paw going to sweep out the barn?
You know that Cardinals fans calling Red fans backwards is as bad as two fat people calling eachother fat?
yeah, it's like, 'what's a rube?' it's a word a red-neck uses to call hick.
i was thinking the same thing, but i got trashed for using the word hillbilly not long.
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Oh look. Some of the backwards ass country fucks brought their brooms. How clever. But how are maw and paw going to sweep out the barn?
You know that Cardinals fans calling Red fans backwards is as bad as two fat people calling eachother fat?
St. Louis is Paris compared to Cincinnati. It's a fifth-rate city populated by backwater people. They elected Jerry Springer as their mayor, for heaven's sakes. The federal goverment ought to take giant glass bubble and put it over the greater Cincinnati area so no one can get in or out, like the goverment did with Springfield to keep in the toxic pig shit in The Simpsons Movie.
In fact, you could probably put the bubble over the entire state of Ohio. Ohioans are invariably rude, usually drunk and terminally stupid. The only worthwhile person who was ever born in Ohio was Thomas Edison, and he moved to Michigan when he was seven because he was already the smartest person in Ohio.
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Ohioans are invariably rude, usually drunk and terminally stupid.
Cowboy should feel right at home.
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Pujols is going to be examined today and Rasmus is going to get tested for an abdominal strain. No word yet on who Max will blame for the Cardinals woes if Korby sits for an extended period.
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