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I hope they hit this guy hard just for having such a ridiculous haircut.
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tkihshbt wrote:
I hope they hit this guy hard just for having such a ridiculous haircut.
My wife said he looks like the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz.
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I want to punch him.
Molina is really off right now.
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Terrible decision to have Craig go.
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Bucket of ice to Mr. deGrom's table, stat.
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Speaking of bad hair, CMart has some kind of retro punk thing going on.
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windwalker wrote:
Ummm... did we just allow Martinez to hit for himself, and then lift him for a rookie pitcher to start the following inning? Starting to wonder about Methany some days.
MM got confused because there wasn't a double switch involved.
Seriously, I think the bench tonight consists of Ellis, Bourjos, Descalso and Cruz, and he won't use Cruz because Matheny Commandment #3 is The Reserve Catcher Shall Not Play Unless The Other Team Is Up By At Least 10 Runs.
Which means Jaime Garcia is the best available pinch-hitter tonight.
Last edited by artie_fufkin (6/16/2014 8:59 pm)
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MM Commandment #1 - Thou Shalt Always double-switch when bringing in a pitcher in the middle of an inning for the position player who made the last out, even if it means removing a player who is 3-for-4.
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MM Commandment #2 - Thou Shalt Bunt When the Bunt is in Order.
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MM Commandment #4 - The Only Left-handed Hitter Who Shalt Bat Against a Left-handed Starter is Matt Carpenter, Even If Another Left-Handed Hitter was 5-for-5 The Previous Game.
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MM Commandment #5 - In Any Save Situation, Trevor Rosenthal Shalt Pitch In The Ninth Inning.
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MM Commandment #6 - If The Cardinals Haveth A Lead After Six Innings, The Holy Trinity of Seigrist, Martinez and Rosenthal Shall Prevail.
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MM Commandment #7 - Thou Shalt Not Call For A Hit-and-Run or For A Runner to Stealeth A Bag Until There Are Two Strikes On The Batter.
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MM Commandment #8 - Mark Ellis Shall Starteth At Least Two Games Per Week As Long As His OPS Remaineth Above .043.
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MM Commandment #9 - When Offense Is Strugglingeth, Thou Must Resurrecteth Shane Robinson From the Briny Depths of Memphis.
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MM Commandment #10 - When Arguingeth an Umpire's Call, Thou Must Remaineth Calm Until Mike Aldrete Delivereth The Thumb of Consent/Disputeth.
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I saweth this list, and it was good.
Last edited by JV (6/16/2014 10:18 pm)
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Well, the Cardinals won what normally would have been a Wainwright start . I'll take it. Got enough production in between Carp and Wong, especially the 5th inning, and the department of pitching held on .
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Lol, good list artie
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That list needs to be immoralized in the legendary threads section.
I wonder if I can get my computer to cut and paste from right to left.
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That list needs to be immoralized in the legendary threads section.
I wonder if I can get my computer to cut and paste from right to left.
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forsberg_us wrote:
That list needs to be immoralized in the legendary threads section.
I wonder if I can get my computer to cut and paste from right to left.
I just noticed the typo, but decided I like immoralized better than immortalized.