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    5/26/2011 3:36 pm  #1

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    5/26 Off daycrap

    The TTIB loses again and stands only 1 game over .500.

    In other news, a Reds fan named Danny was seen leaping from the top of the Roebling Bridge.  On his fall to the water, Danny could be heard screaming "In Dusty we Trusty."  At the top of the bridge, police found a tear-stained 75,000 page manifesto containing the statistical data of every player in the Reds' system, projections suggesting the Reds would win between 152 and 154 games every season from 2011 through 2023, a Marty Brenneman bobblehead and an anatomically correct male blow-up doll with Joey Votto's uniform painted onto the torso.  Danny's body has not been located.  A police spokesman was reported to have said, "we haven't found him yet, but then again we ain't exactly looking real hard."

     

    5/26/2011 6:01 pm  #2

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    Too good
    (happy)

     

    5/26/2011 8:27 pm  #3

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    Re: 5/26 Off daycrap

    Danny's been busy whistling past the graveyard:

    http://messages.yahoo.com/Recreation_%26_Sports/Sports/Baseball/Teams/threadview?m=tm&bn=7737376&tid=26391&mid=26391&tof=26&rt=2&frt=2&off=1

     

    5/26/2011 8:33 pm  #4

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    I miss the other teams board on yahoo.  Now I am to lazy to even login and look at them.

     

    5/27/2011 8:32 am  #5

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    Re: 5/26 Off daycrap

    I watched a women's softball game until 12:30 a.m. I have no idea why.

     

    5/27/2011 9:00 am  #6

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    artie_fufkin wrote:

    I watched a women's softball game until 12:30 a.m. I have no idea why.

    I'm guessing you didn't mistake it for the Hawaiian Tropic Bikini contest.

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    5/27/2011 11:27 am  #7

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    forsberg_us wrote:

    artie_fufkin wrote:

    I watched a women's softball game until 12:30 a.m. I have no idea why.

    I'm guessing you didn't mistake it for the Hawaiian Tropic Bikini contest.

    Not in the least bit. ASU's pitcher is about 6-5 and looks like she could snap my neck with two of her fingers.

    There are certain exceptions. A couple of years ago, the University to Arizona had this number ...

    http://apostkhan.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/taryn-mowatt-copy.jpg?w=420&h=560

    ... and currently has this young lady who is worth tuning in for:

    http://tucsoncitizen.com/wildcatreport/files/2010/06/Brittany-Lastrapes-mug.jpeg

     

    5/27/2011 11:34 am  #8

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    If the first young lady was seeking a date with that picture, she might want to choose a book title other than "Lethal Seduction."

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    5/27/2011 11:35 am  #9

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    The first one is ultra nice but the second is just okay.  She has a big forehead.

     

    5/27/2011 11:37 am  #10

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    forsberg_us wrote:

    If the first young lady was seeking a date with that picture, she might want to choose a book title other than "Lethal Seduction."

    I had to look at the picture again.  That is when I noticed the book.

     

    5/27/2011 1:28 pm  #11

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    APRTW wrote:

    I had to look at the picture again.

    APRTW wrote:

    I had to look at the picture again.

    APRTW wrote:

    I had to look at the picture again.

    APRTW wrote:

    I had to look at the picture again.

    Wtf are you doing over there, put the lotion down!

    haha sorry

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    5/27/2011 2:54 pm  #12

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    APRTW wrote:

    The first one is ultra nice but the second is just okay.  She has a big forehead.

    The guy who posts links to videos of 400-pound women dancing in lingerie is critical of foreheads ...

     

    5/27/2011 3:00 pm  #13

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    forsberg_us wrote:

    If the first young lady was seeking a date with that picture, she might want to choose a book title other than "Lethal Seduction."

    She went to UofA, so she probably can't read it anyway.

     

    5/27/2011 4:39 pm  #14

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    artie_fufkin wrote:

    APRTW wrote:

    The first one is ultra nice but the second is just okay.  She has a big forehead.

    The guy who posts links to videos of 400-pound women dancing in lingerie is critical of foreheads ...

    There is a difference between funny and sexy.

     

    5/27/2011 5:17 pm  #15

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    Re: 5/26 Off daycrap

    APRTW wrote:

    artie_fufkin wrote:

    APRTW wrote:

    The first one is ultra nice but the second is just okay.  She has a big forehead.

    The guy who posts links to videos of 400-pound women dancing in lingerie is critical of foreheads ...

    There is a difference between funny and sexy.

    The word I was thinking of was "nauseating."

     

    5/27/2011 10:01 pm  #16

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    artie_fufkin wrote:

    APRTW wrote:

    artie_fufkin wrote:


    The guy who posts links to videos of 400-pound women dancing in lingerie is critical of foreheads ...

    There is a difference between funny and sexy.

    The word I was thinking of was "nauseating."

    Fat people are funny.  Al Roker and his over-sized head make me sick.  I just want him to be fat again.

     

     

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