Today marks the start of Marine Week in St. Louis.  There are various events taking place on the riverfront under the Arch and other events/displays set up around downtown.  For the next week, Ballpark Village (aka the vacant empty lot) is the home of a howitzer, several armored vehicles, several more amphibious assault craft and a COBRA attack helicopter.

For some reason I picture the LOT staggering out of Busch III, KC charming the pants off of a female Marine pilot (both literally and figuratively) to get her to take us on a helicopter ride across the river for a night at the Sauget Ballet, Stan breaking a $7M piece of the helicopter on the return flight and the howitzer blasting a hole through Moz/Dewitt's office with "Up Yours" written on the artillary shell.

The following day, the story in the Post would likely read "Fan in Raiders Jersey Causes Mayhem in Downtown StL."

Now that I think about it, I probably shouldn't have posted that there is a piece of heavy artillary within range of Dewitt's office.