forsberg_us wrote:

artie_fufkin wrote:

"The next day I had two perfect half moon circle bruises on my inner thighs."

Did your wife buy the foul ball story?

It wasn't that tough of a sell, the other beer I was carrying was for her.  She saw the whole thing.

I'm impressed. My wife only goes to baseball games with the hope that I might get too distracted and sign those divorce papers she's been bugging me to sign for so long.