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Holliday out with a "stomach illness" Presumably not a second bout with appendicitis.
1. Skip Schumaker, 2B
2. Jon Jay, LF
3. Albert Pujols, 1B
4. Lance Berkman, RF
5. David Freese, 3B
6. Colby Rasmus, CF
7. Yadier Molina, C
8. Daniel Descalso, SS
9. Jake Westbrook, RHP
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Pirates leading the Braves, 2-0.
TTTIB trailing the Mets, 2-0.
Brennaman just suggested "Paint It, Black" was on the PA at Great American "because New York is kind of the Rolling Stones' adopted hometown in America."
It'll never happen, but at some point wouldn't it behoove the color guy to say: "When you have nothing to say, would you please just shut the fuck up?"
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3-0, Bucs, and counting. Tommy Hanson has nothing tonight.
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A Julio Lugo sighting in Atlanta ...
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Whoa-oh-oh-oh ...oh-oh-oh ... oh-oh-oh-yo ...
3-3 in Atlanta.
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Home run??? Seriously??
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forsberg_us wrote:
Home run??? Seriously??
Yeah, that *might* have been a break.
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Did Dan just tout Myers' fighting prowess??
I'm sure his wife could corroborate.
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Hey, I just noticed I've ascended to David Eckstein status.
I can feel the scrappiosity surging through me.
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Is it me, or does Horton have a smart-alecky thing going on tonight?
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There's a run off the board. Get out the way, Kobe!
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OK, I saw this trivia question somewhere the other day.
How can a team get six hits in an inning and not score?
Your hint is the inning ends the way the Cardinals' bottom of the fourth ended.
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What does "Christian Family Day" involve?
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Nice game, Trever.
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artie_fufkin wrote:
Nice game, Trever.
You beat me to it.
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I got $5 that says Bob is taller than Altuve.
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artie_fufkin wrote:
What does "Christian Family Day" involve?
Dare i take a whack at that?
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forsberg_us wrote:
I got $5 that says Bob is taller than Altuve.
No takers.
Who knew they had leprechauns in Venezuela?
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Max wrote:
artie_fufkin wrote:
What does "Christian Family Day" involve?
Dare i take a whack at that?
Sure. Half-price ticket to anyone who can bore a box office employee to tears with their testimony?
I'm waiting for "Pagan Ritual Night." There's a human sacrifice during the 7th inning stretch.
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These Vinson Mortgage Group spots are the worst entertainment in the history of the cathode ray tube.
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No Izzy in a save situation in the ninth tonight.
Hmmm ....
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Votto hits a foul ball that Wright chases to the fence but it lands about four rows deep. Nice effort by Wright, but Brennaman made it seemed like he dug the Panama Canal on his own: "THAT'S THE KIND OF EFFORT YOU HAVE TO MAKE WITH JOEY VOTTO AT THE PLATE BECAUSE HE'S SOOOOOOOOOOOOO DANGEROUS."
That's right. Everything is about the Reds.
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artie_fufkin wrote:
These Vinson Mortgage Group spots are the worst entertainment in the history of the cathode ray tube.
It's a part of them rehabbing their image. One of them got taken to the cleaners in a divorce with a gal from another mortgage company, which they jointly owned. I've heard he acted like quite the asshole after the divorce, so they did these commercials with La Russa and also produced and aired a fluff piece called "The Great American Entrepreneur" on KSDK.
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A walk is as bad as a home run right there.
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tkihshbt wrote:
artie_fufkin wrote:
These Vinson Mortgage Group spots are the worst entertainment in the history of the cathode ray tube.
It's a part of them rehabbing their image. One of them got taken to the cleaners in a divorce with a gal from another mortgage company, which they jointly owned. I've heard he acted like quite the asshole after the divorce, so they did these commercials with La Russa and also produced and aired a fluff piece called "The Great American Entrepreneur" on KSDK.
Their image was worse than a geek in a suit wearing a catcher's mask?