"Skip Schumaker is in the mix for playing time in center field. Asked if it means anything extra as far as fly balls (nope) or making sure his arm is lengthened out for the throws, Schumaker answered: "I was blessed with only one tool. Some guys have five. I'm going to use the one that I have."

He, of course, means his arm strength."

Good thing Goold added the qualifier, lest anyone think Skip is going into the adult film industry.