Ohmygoodness. A 1-2-3 inning.
Lance Lynn has a very large nutsack.

artie_fufkin wrote:

The Marlins' announcers reported Freese has a "mild concussion." If there is such a thing.

then they started shilling 2012 season tickets on account of that one game series . . . or an exhibition game the day before(?) . . . I confess their babble has not held my attention.

This game has the feel of a September meeting between the Nationals and the Padres.

"Maybe your mother-in-law just needs to be taken balls deep a few times and she would lighten up."

She'd rip the head off anyone who mated with her, like a black widow spider.


"BTW; what is up with the little red box under you handle?  What did you want as your picture?"

I don't remember, and now it's been so long I don't know how to get rid of it.

Last edited by artie_fufkin (8/04/2011 8:53 pm)

Tying run comes to the plate.  Likin' Dotel.  Feels like Izzy's back.

Last edited by Max (8/04/2011 9:05 pm)

artie_fufkin wrote:

"This game has the feel of a September meeting between the Nationals and the Padres."

There never seems to be much energy in this stadium, even for football games.

For one the place looks like shit.  It looks cheap and nobody is there.

APRTW wrote:

Who let Trevor Miller back on the team?

That Rasmus trade is looking better and better.

The Florida broadcast is classic.  They're gloating over La Russa's failed move, switching Motte for HWNCBP.  They showed Motte's face, "huh?,  wha?  I just blew away two guys and Boss is walkin' onto the field?!?  WTF???"  Then Laird walked up and seemed to say something like "the old man is fucked", at which point both Motte and Laird started cracking up--just as Tony arrived.  Good stuff.  Almost better than the game.

Last edited by Max (8/04/2011 9:18 pm)

someone should comment on the size of Salas' genitalia.

Max wrote:

The Florida broadcast is classic.  They're gloating over La Russa's failed move, switching Motte for HWNCBP.  They showed Motte's face, "huh?,  wha?  I just blew away two guys and Boss is walkin' onto the field?!?  WTF???"  Then Laird walked up and seemed to say something like "the old man is fucked", at which point both Motte and Laird started cracking up--just as Tony arrived.  Good stuff.  Almost better than the game.

These guys aren't bad, comparatively. The homerism isn't over the top, and they don't make the game about them. I've had either mlb.tv or EI for seven years now, and I don't even know their names. And I mean that in a good way.

APRTW wrote:

artie_fufkin wrote:

"BTW; what is up with the little red box under you handle?  What did you want as your picture?"

I don't remember, and now it's been so long I don't know how to get rid of it.

There no more red X.  If you want a pic of something there I can put one there for you.

I want my pic of bartman and pissy hands.

artie_fufkin wrote:

Max wrote:

The Florida broadcast is classic.  They're gloating over La Russa's failed move, switching Motte for HWNCBP.  They showed Motte's face, "huh?,  wha?  I just blew away two guys and Boss is walkin' onto the field?!?  WTF???"  Then Laird walked up and seemed to say something like "the old man is fucked", at which point both Motte and Laird started cracking up--just as Tony arrived.  Good stuff.  Almost better than the game.

These guys aren't bad, comparatively. The homerism isn't over the top, and they don't make the game about them. I've had either mlb.tv or EI for seven years now, and I don't even know their names. And I mean that in a good way.

I like it.  The look on Motte's face, and the exchange with Laird were funny!

Don't like Descalso batting after Holliday and Berkman, though.

Max wrote:

APRTW wrote:

Hey Max, when I saw this I thought of you. 



In the world of hi-tech gadgetry, I've noticed that more and more people who send text messages and e-mails have long forgotten the art of capitalization.  For those of you who fall into this category, please take note of the following statement:


"Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse."

Is everybody clear on that?

What's the difference between 'go fuck yourself' and 'GO FUCK YOURSELF'?

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