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8/11/2011 10:14 am  #1


2011 Season Analogies

Stick a fork in it

The fat lady has sung

The ship has sailed

Goose is cooked

It is all over but the crying


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8/11/2011 5:32 pm  #2


Re: 2011 Season Analogies

I thought to myself, 'a little fermented curd will do the trick,' so, I curtailed my Walpoling activites, sallied forth, and infiltrated your place of purveyance to negotiate the vending of some cheesy comestibles!

 

8/11/2011 9:12 pm  #3


Re: 2011 Season Analogies

'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This [insert bird species of choice] is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e
     rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the
     bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-[insert bird species of choice]!!

 

8/11/2011 10:05 pm  #4


Re: 2011 Season Analogies

It's easy to grin
When your ship comes in
And you've got the stock market beat.
But the man worthwhile
Is the man who can smile
When his shorts are too tight in the seat.

 

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