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"A neighbor told News Channel 3 that he heard gunshots early Sunday, so he came out on this porch and saw the scene unfold.
He said that Huggins shot his brother's truck, and when the standoff finally ended, that Huggins was sitting on the street naked.
Turner said that Huggins had been armed and was using alcohol."
Explosives, booze and nudity. Sounds like Saturday night at KC's house.
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artie_fufkin wrote:
"A neighbor told News Channel 3 that he heard gunshots early Sunday, so he came out on this porch and saw the scene unfold.
He said that Huggins shot his brother's truck, and when the standoff finally ended, that Huggins was sitting on the street naked.
Turner said that Huggins had been armed and was using alcohol."
Explosives, booze and nudity. Sounds like Saturday night at KC's house.
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Lawyers ask the darndest things :
Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
No.
Did you check for blood pressure?
No.
Did you check for breathing?
No.
So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
No.
How can you be so sure, Doctor?
Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?
It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.
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Great story Mags. Although I certainly hope someone's spotting him when he's doing the bench press.
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"The former Rand Paul volunteer who stomped on the head of a prone MoveOn activist tells a local CBS affiliate he would've never put his foot on the victim at all if it wasn't for his bad back."
ROFLMAO!!!!!!
Maybe the Rodney King cops should have tried this defense.