Although I doubt anyone is getting as much enjoyment out of this story as I am (other than maybe Tk), the downfall of Bobby Petrino has taught a valuable lesson.  For those of you who haven't followed or heard the story, here's a link

http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/7798429/arkansas-razorbacks-fire-bobby-petrino-coach

But there's another important lesson to be learned here--and more importantly to be passed on to our male children.  You may remember another gentleman from Arkansas, Bill Clinton.  Had a brief stint as President of the US.  During his presidency he had an extra-marital affair with a young female staffer.  Since it wasn't widely reported, you may not remember what she looked like, but here's a picture.

http://www.zimbio.com/photos/Monica+Lewinsky

Certainly not what you'd expect to be servicing the most powerful man in the free world.  On the other hand, take a look at the woman at the center of the Bobby Petrino scandal

http://www.jobsnhire.com/articles/1659/20120412/jessica-dorrell-pictures-fiance-josh-morgan-bobby.htm

Much better, especially for a fifty-plus year old married guy.  Now that Petrino's been sacked (pun intended), the media is uncovering all sorts of new information, including information that Petrino may have had a second mistress.  (shocked)  Check out the pictures of potential mistress #2

http://deadspin.com/5901394?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

The lesson my friends is a simple one--when you grow up, you don't want to be President of the United States.  It's the head football coach at the BCS school who gets the quality tail.