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    5/03/2012 9:50 am  #101

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    APIAD wrote:

    alz wrote:

    Pujols currently sitting on 0 HR's and 5 RBIs

    Beltran beat both of those season marks yesterday (2 HRs, 7 RBIs)

    We could start a whole thread about things that have happen more times then Pujols has homered.  Beltran is only one of 131 players with more HRs then Pujols.  Hell the US army has killed Osama Bin Laden more times then Pujols has homered in 2012.

    Not true.

    It was the Navy that got Bin Laden.   (grin) (grin) (grin)

     

    5/03/2012 10:20 am  #102

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    It's not just the HR's, mostly it's the telling (or chilling if you're an Angels fan) tale that on May 2nd, with no injuries involved, Albert Pujols season RBI total can be eclipsed in a singe game.

     

    5/03/2012 10:50 am  #103

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    I still think he is going to snap out of it to some degree.  It is hard to believe that someone who was over the last couple of years the "face" of MLB has crashed so hard.  I dont see him staying on pace to hit 30 RBIs in 2012.  Still, like most I am sitting back and wondering whats going on.

     

    5/03/2012 11:44 am  #104

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    While Albert was going 1 for 5  (.208) Weaver was pitching a No-hitter ......

    weaver's wife is attractive enough, but did you see his trashy parents? dad looks like he could be dog the bounty hunter's stunt double, and mom ... well, let's just say it's easy to tell who jeff and jered got their looks from.

     

    5/03/2012 9:33 pm  #105

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    Angels  vs. Blue Jays
    Pujols 0for 1  , Forest Gump 1 for 1

     

    5/03/2012 9:51 pm  #106

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    If any of you guys are in Anaheim on Saturday, there's a Cinco de Mayo Rally Monkey giveaway at the Big A.

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    5/03/2012 10:16 pm  #107

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    I wonder what Pujol$ and Gump chatted about at first base ....

     

    5/03/2012 10:44 pm  #108

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    Three groundouts to the left side, though two were hard hit.

     

    5/03/2012 10:45 pm  #109

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    artie_fufkin wrote:

    I wonder what Pujol$ and Gump chatted about at first base ....

    Techniques of hitting ?

     

    5/03/2012 11:21 pm  #110

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    The story of this one was Brandon Morrow. The last pitch he threw was a 94 mph fastball. He was more dominant tonight than Weaver was last night.

     

    5/03/2012 11:23 pm  #111

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    don.rob11 wrote:

    artie_fufkin wrote:

    I wonder what Pujol$ and Gump chatted about at first base ....

    Techniques of hitting ?

    I hope Albert took notes. Rasmus' batting average is 23 points higher.

     

    5/03/2012 11:38 pm  #112

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    I don't suppose Max will be coming back anytime soon to tell us this is Dewitt's fault because Pujol$ would have hit better had Dewitt not embarrassed him into leaving the Cardinals.

     

    5/04/2012 7:20 am  #113

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    One more poor hitting day and Pujols will drop below .200.

     

    5/04/2012 10:24 am  #114

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    artie_fufkin wrote:

    I wonder what Pujol$ and Gump chatted about at first base ....

    This doesn't really fit into the Pujol$ thread, but on the topic of former Cardinals, I saw these stats the other day

    Cornholio (a/k/a Brendan Ryan)- .125 (8 for 64), 1 HR, 4 RBI, 21 K, 0 SB.  He's presently 0 for his last 26.

    He better cover the entire area from 2nd base to 3rd base, including the first 15-20 feet of the outfield grass to justify that level of suck.

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    5/04/2012 10:43 am  #115

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    "This doesn't really fit into the Pujol$ thread, but on the topic of former Cardinals,"

    Are you suugesting we ought to establish an "Ex-Cardinals Who Suck" thread?
    We could entitle it the AAAron Miles Hall of Shame.

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    5/04/2012 3:00 pm  #116

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    I'm not sure how many of you are on twitter, but if you are, this is an absolute must follow

    https://twitter.com/#!/AnaheimAlbert

    Some of my personal favorites:

    Dee dee call last night ang said AJ beng going round school telling kids that his dad is Matt Carpenter. Who the hell is Matt Carpenter?

    Last night,Dan say he got something "big" waiting at home. Got there ang it was da cleaning lady, Maria! Called it my "slump buster" Gross!

    Got to call home ang talk to AJ today. He said Dee Dee already got the "baby farts". Ha! I know exactly what he mean. Smell just like eggs.

    I'm starting to think maybe Jesus is fucking with me.

    Angels fangs doing a new thing wheng I bat now. They shout "POOOOOOO" ing a low voice. I call it "Pooing" me. Think Yankee fangs did it too.


    ROTFLMAO!!!!!!


    ETA- My new favorite

    Ahh..just saw ESPN report bout how I slowing down because Ing 32 year old. Everyong relax. Last time I was 32 year old, I hit 47 home rungs

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    5/04/2012 4:29 pm  #117

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    "I'm starting to think maybe Jesus is fucking with me."

    My personal favorite.

     

    5/04/2012 5:12 pm  #118

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    forsberg_us wrote:

    I'm not sure how many of you are on twitter, but if you are, this is an absolute must follow

    https://twitter.com/#!/AnaheimAlbert

    Some of my personal favorites:

    ...

    Ahh..just saw ESPN report bout how I slowing down because Ing 32 year old. Everyong relax. Last time I was 32 year old, I hit 47 home rungs

    JAJAJAAAAAAA!!!!

    This will bring me back to Twitter.

     

    5/04/2012 6:04 pm  #119

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    Sort of reminds me of that "Carlos Third Person" guy on the Cubs' board.

     

    5/04/2012 10:11 pm  #120

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    Up to the minute stats. Slappy is down to .198

     

    5/04/2012 10:24 pm  #121

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    Mendoza line alert ...

     

    5/04/2012 10:28 pm  #122

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    ... and a whiff

     

    5/04/2012 10:34 pm  #123

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    If you're a position player and your average is below the total value, in millions, of your current contract, you should be required to pay back the difference.

     

    5/04/2012 10:41 pm  #124

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    Well, at least we know what happened to that statue outside his restaurant. It makes a plate appearance in Anaheim every third inning.

     

    5/04/2012 11:15 pm  #125

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    Definitely some boos after another feckless at bat drops him to .194.

     

     

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