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Little Carol came into the
kitchen where her mother was making
dinner.
Her
birthday was coming up and she thought this was a good time
to tell her mother what she
wanted. 'Mom, I want a bike for my
birthday.'
Now, Little
Carol was a bit of a troublemaker. She had gotten
into trouble at school and at
home.. Carol's mother asked her if she
thought she deserved to get a
bike for her birthday. Little Carol, of
course, thought she did.
Carol's
mother, being a Christian woman, wanted her to reflect
on her behavior over the last
year, and write a letter to God and
tell
him why she deserved a bike for
her birthday. Little Carol stomped up
the steps to her room and sat
down to write God a letter.
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LETTER 1:
Dear God:
I have
been a very good girl this year and I would like a bike
for my birthday. I want a red
one. Your friend, Carol
Carol knew this wasn't true. She had not been a very good girl
this year, so she tore up the
letter and started over.
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LETTER 2:
Dear God:
This is
your friend Carol. I have been a pretty good girl this
year, and I would like a red
bike for my birthday.
Thank you,
Carol
Carol knew
this wasn't true either. She tore up the letter and
started again.
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LETTER 3:
Dear God:
I
know I haven't been a good girl this year. I am very sorry.
I will be a good girl if you
just send me a red bike for my birthday.
Thank you,
Carol
Carol knew,
even if it was true, this letter was not going to
get her a bike. By now, she was
very upset. She went downstairs and
told her mother she wanted to
go to church. Carol's mother thought her
plan had worked because Carol
looked very sad.
'Just be
home in time for dinner,' her mother said. Carol walked
down the street to the church
and up to the altar. She looked around to
see if anyone was there. She
picked up a statue of the Virgin
Mary ,
slipped it under her jacket and
ran out of the church, down the street,
into her house, and up to her
room. She shut the door and sat down and
wrote her letter to God.
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LETTER 4:
I GOT YOUR
MAMA.
IF YOU
WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE.
Signed,
YOU KNOW WHO