Fuck Cincinnati.  Fuck Dusty Baker and his toothpick.  Fuck that whiny little bitch Brandon Phillips and that coward Johnny Cueto.  Fuck Johnny Gomes even though he isn't with them.  Fuck Bronson Arroyo for being a part of the 2004 Red Sox and for the stupid corn rows he used to wear.  Fuck your 2012 Central Division title.  Last but certainly not least, fuck Marty Brennaman and whoever he banged to create that mentally retarded cumstain he calls a kid.  Now take your snivelling asses back to Ohio with a 10-0 beatdown to remember.

Ahhhhh.  That felt good.