The best part was MacLean calling timeout with about 15 seconds left to rest his power play so they could get another goal.

forsberg_us wrote:

artie_fufkin wrote:

The best part was MacLean calling timeout with about 15 seconds left to rest his power play so they could get another goal.

I finally caught the highlights this morning.  I didn't see any head butts.  Someone must have put in the wrong code for misconduct.

Montreal didn't fare very well in many of the fights.  Maybe they should find out what Oggie Oglethorpe is doing these days.

Oglethorpe can't play in Canada after it refused to accept him when we deported him. Maybe the Canadiens can summon Poddle Lussier, who is still living in semi-seclusion in northern Quebec after the unfortunate Denny Pratt tragedy.

Yeah, those were all misconducts. The only fight Montreal won was Subban's, and he went after Turris, who probably hasn't fought since recess in the third grade.
Between all the penalties the Canadiens were assessed, Montreal at one point had only five skaters on the bench. It made the line changes easy for Therrien.

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Therrien: You 5, over the boards

Player: But coach, we don't have any defensemen.

Therrien: Then score a goal you frog pussy.

Dee own-lee Quebecois dat dee 'abs are rolling oveur da boards deese days wid en-nee reg-u-lar-i-tee is Desharnais.
Silly French persons. Who puts mayonnaise on a hamburger anyway?
 

forsberg_us wrote:

artie_fufkin wrote:

forsberg_us wrote:

Therrien: You 5, over the boards

Player: But coach, we don't have any defensemen.

Therrien: Then score a goal you frog pussy.

Dee own-lee Quebecois dat dee 'abs are rolling oveur da boards deese days wid en-nee reg-u-lar-i-tee is Desharnais.
Silly French persons. Who puts mayonnaise on a hamburger anyway?
 

Both Bob and his father like a little mayo on their hamburgers. We also don't mind a little ketchup on our hot dogs.  At least we aren't eating bread from a can.

[Sigh] Do we have to go over this again???

Hot dogs - mustard/relish
Hamburgers - ketchup/mustard/pickles
Sandwiches - mayo

As for yet another brown-bread-in-a-can swipe, two words: pizza squares.

 

I'm going to have to take these one at a time:

"Don't like mustard, so IMO it goes on nothing. "

I don't understand what this sentence means.

"Hot dog- ketchup, except if cooked over an open flame, then BBQ sauce"

No tomato-based condiments can be put on a hot dog. Ever. It's just wrong, like driving on the left side of the road. The open flame rule applies to the bun thusly: Broiled dog - toasted bun. Boiled dog - steamed bun. 

"Hamburger- ketchup, mayo and pickles (with cheese and bacon, of course)"

Ketuchp and mayo is essentially French salad dressing. Meat is not to be soiled by salad dressing. 

"Sandwiches- depends on the meat. Also depends on whether it's a hot or cold sandwich."

True. But there are certain things you can't do - like putting mayo on pastrami, or mustard on salami.

"As far as square pizza, who cares?  Doesn't change the taste." 

The problem with pizza squares is there's no crust. Might as well just go Mexican and order a tostada.

"But I'll be honest, I don't think I've ever had a type of pizza I didn't like. I like New York style, Chicago deep dish and St. Louis thin."

Correct. Even bad pizza is still good.

"Vegetables don't belong on a pizza."

Also correct. I don't know if this is an option in the Midwest, but here there's a version here called "Hawaiian" that comes with ham and pineapples. As egregiously bad as vegetables are on a pizza, fruit is even worse (and yes, I'm aware a tomato is technically a fruit, but not really. No one eats tomatoes like they eat apples or oranges).