forsberg_us wrote:

  Just hook his fat ass up to a buoy and let him float down the river until he gets to Memphis.  With the current river stages, he should be there by dinner time if not sooner.

well said

forsberg_us wrote:

Max wrote:

It sounds ot me like it is about time to diagnose Marte with some previously hidden and unspecific medical issues that reuqire a trip to the DL.  Not that the Cards would ever abuse the DL to make roster moves.

Why would the Cardinal put Marte on the DL?  Then they have to pay him a full MLB salary.  Just hook his fat ass up to a buoy and let him float down the river until he gets to Memphis.  With the current river stages, he should be there by dinner time if not sooner.

i am sure marte will take a sack lunch just in case he runs alittle behind.
 

artie_fufkin wrote:

"Researchers fed a Western-style high-fat diet to mice bred for fatty liver disease and saw, predictably, that these mice gained weight. Flavell said microbes in the mice are to blame for the mice's obesity. The mice with the liver disease had a disturbed immune system, which caused a change in their gut bacteria."

Interesting find. I've know for a long time personality traits are contagious, because whenever I'm around my mother-in-law too long, I become an asshole. 

She must be over alot
 

forsberg_us wrote:

Marte down, Cleto up. 

That's a major improvement {{SMH}}

I think it is time the fo start thinking trades.  The young guys have done all the patch work they can.
 

APIAD wrote:

i am sure marte will take a sack lunch just in case he runs alittle behind.
 

 
"runs"?  "a little behind"?

Who you talkin' about, AP? This was about Victor Marte.