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Weiner vows to stay in after new exposure.
Support for Weiner showing significant shrinkage
Weiner cannot circumsize his sexting demons.
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After endorsement from Randy Johnson, Weiner may seek other athletic supporters
Weiner's limp showing may result in premature ejaculation from race
Weiner reaching out to homosexual voters
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All kidding aside, this dude clearly has a psychological disorder. It's one thing to get caught once--someone in our department probably deals with a social media or some other sort of online indiscretion on a weekly basis. But after getting caught, and nearly losing his marriage and career, to do it again signals an ability to control himself. That's psychological.
The people of New York are welcome to elect whomever they choose, but if they elect this whack-job, they get what they deserve.
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Weiner muffs chance to rise in new poll
Weiner seeks Holder for legal advice
GOP accuses Weiner of trying to ramrod his agenda
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Weiner makes appearance in Queens
Weiner prefers Yanks over Mets
Weiner gets testy after latest photos surface
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Even if latest revelation sinks campaign, Weiner vows to rise again.
Lurid sexting affairs can't keep a good Weiner down.
Weiner stiffens as new photos surface.
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Huma Weiner says new allegations are tough to swallow
Weiner briefs staff on hard issues
Pie chart shows Weiner gets his share of young female voters
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Weiner deep in hole, now angling for staff position
Anxious Dems press hard for quick release of Weiner
After brutal poll pounding, Weiner considering pullout
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Apparently we aren't the only ones having fun with this joke.
Every summer for Father's Day, my family gets me a DVD set of some TV series I haven't seen, but they think I'd enjoy. This year it was Season 1 of Homeland (good series, I'd highly recommend it).
In the middle of Episode 8, the news reported a scandal involving a Congressman sending lewd photos of himself over social media.
Congressman "Dick Johnson" has vowed to fight the allegations and clear his name.
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"Pie chart shows Weiner gets his share of young female voters"
You came close
"Poll: 78 Percent of Young Women Approve of Weiner"
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"Poll: 78 Percent of Young Women Approve of Weiner"
The other 22 percent are fans of the Indigo Girls.
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artie_fufkin wrote:
"Poll: 78 Percent of Young Women Approve of Weiner"
The other 22 percent are fans of the Indigo Girls.
And annually attend Lileth Fair.
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I'm too distraught about yesterday's doubleheader sweep to engage in any Weiner whimsey today.
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artie_fufkin wrote:
I'm too distraught about yesterday's doubleheader sweep to engage in any Weiner whimsey today.
Why, then we must redouble our efforts to rouse you from your funk. How would this look on a supermarket tabloid cover:
"Lewinsky looks up to Huma, Weiner"
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JV wrote:
artie_fufkin wrote:
I'm too distraught about yesterday's doubleheader sweep to engage in any Weiner whimsey today.
Why, then we must redouble our efforts to rouse you from your funk. How would this look on a supermarket tabloid cover:
"Lewinsky looks up to Huma, Weiner"
Splendid.
How about "Hilary offers Huma handy advice for wayward Weiner?"
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artie_fufkin wrote:
JV wrote:
artie_fufkin wrote:
I'm too distraught about yesterday's doubleheader sweep to engage in any Weiner whimsey today.
Why, then we must redouble our efforts to rouse you from your funk. How would this look on a supermarket tabloid cover:
"Lewinsky looks up to Huma, Weiner"Splendid.
How about "Hilary offers Huma handy advice for wayward Weiner?"
Ha! Now I'm wondering what joys we missed when Hilary went for Bill instead of Anthony. "Rodham Weiner" has to have comic potential.
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Happy ending for Weiner unlikely
Increased marital friction leaves Weiner in sticky mess
New photo tips off Weiner's circumcision
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"Rodham Weiner" has to have comic potential."
Especially if their first child was named "Jack."
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And the Weiner scandal just gets weirder ...
Since we've long passed the Beavis & Butthead threshold in this thread, I chose this clip because the reporter utters the phrase "Weiner vows to stay in ..." I wonder how many takes that took for him to say that without cracking up?