I knew he played hockey, I loved his effort. But commentary is not his thing. He answers every lead statement with "absolutely ... etc etc etc"

How about the power play, is it important to this game?
absolutely,  blah blah blah

How big is travel and play on consecutive days?
Absolutely,  its huge blah blah.

What is 6×9?
Absolutely,  its 31.

That's a prime number Jammer, are you sure that Osama Bin Laden was a crossdressing dancer with cirque de sole?

Absolutely he was the leader of al queda and you don't get there without talent.

.... okay I can't work with this anymore, someone get Bernie a microphone. I'm done.