It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye:

http://seattletimes.com/html/collegesports/2022432973_grid10xml.html?syndication=rss

It's just fortunate nobody caught the whole "situ". Apparently the others were you-tubed being a little too earnest in touching the goose during a dangerous game of "Duck Duck Goose". And made the "goose" jump. It escalated quickly, where the goose immediately jumped up and chased the tagger in a clear rage around the entire group, and didn't come to his senses until the offender threw himself to the ground in clear supplication. Tragedy narrowly averted.

This was all during a dictator style game called "Simon says" where a ringleader boldly tells a group to do whatever he wants them to, and they not only can be punished with exclusion from "the cool group" for doing what they're told without question, unless this "Generalisimo" says the magic phrase, they are kicked out for doing it too. Clearly this brainwashing game is dangerous.

This is right after a TSA employee confiscated a pistol attached to a stuffed animal because it looked like a real gun. Roughly the size of three quarters, and the employee told the traveler that they were supposed to contact the police and investigate charges, but let her off with some lenience by only taking the dangerous firearm away...

God what a bunch of moron dipshit pussies this country has become...