MM Commandment #1 - Thou Shalt Always double-switch when bringing in a pitcher in the middle of an inning for the position player who made the last out, even if it means removing a player who is 3-for-4.

MM Commandment #2 - Thou Shalt Bunt When the Bunt is in Order.

MM Commandment #3 - The Reserve Catcher Shall Not Play Unless The Other Team Is Up By At Least 10 Runs.

MM Commandment #4 - The Only Left-handed Hitter Who Shalt Bat Against a Left-handed Starter is Matt Carpenter, Even If Another Left-Handed Hitter was 5-for-5 The Previous Game.

MM Commandment #5 - In Any Save Situation, Trevor Rosenthal Shalt Pitch In The Ninth Inning. 

MM Commandment #6 - If The Cardinals Haveth A Lead After Six Innings, The Holy Trinity of Seigrist, Martinez and Rosenthal Shall Prevail.

MM Commandment #7 - Thou Shalt Not Call For A Hit-and-Run or For A Runner to Stealeth A Bag Until There Are Two Strikes On The Batter.

MM Commandment #8 - Mark Ellis Shall Starteth At Least Two Games Per Week As Long As His OPS Remaineth Above .043.

MM Commandment #9 - When Offense Is Strugglingeth, Thou Must Resurrecteth Shane Robinson From the Briny Depths of Memphis.

MM Commandment #10 - When Arguingeth an Umpire's Call, Thou Must Remaineth Calm Until Mike Aldrete Delivereth The Thumb of Consent/Disputeth.

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