Waino!!!!

More runs please

Over/under on how many pitchers Matheny uses to get 3 outs.

forsberg_us wrote:

artie_fufkin wrote:

forsberg_us wrote:

The high today in St. Louis was 95+. Bob's football team just finished a 3 hour jamboree in pads. Because their starting LT was away at a recruiting camp, Bob had to play both ways. He's dead.

 
Too tired to eat his customary 8,500 calorie meal?

Please.  He had 2 orders or rigatoni carbonara from the Pasta House along with a half gallon of water

 
If he signs up for the meal plan at college, they're going to have to hire an extra chef.

artie_fufkin wrote:

forsberg_us wrote:

artie_fufkin wrote:

 
Too tired to eat his customary 8,500 calorie meal?

Please.  He had 2 orders or rigatoni carbonara from the Pasta House along with a half gallon of water

 
If he signs up for the meal plan at college, they're going to have to hire an extra chef.

We leave for Duke tomorrow. As part of the camp, he gets 4 meals. They have no idea.

Steve Blass is going to open a vein. I guess the Pirates coughed up a couple of tough games against the Mets and the Angels.

artie_fufkin wrote:

Steve Blass is going to open a vein. I guess the Pirates coughed up a couple of tough games against the Mets and the Angels.

Pujols beat them in one of them and also gave Cole a little talking-to at first after the kid had overreacted to something on the mound earlier.

artie_fufkin wrote:

tkihshbt wrote:

I'm covering legion ball and it's 90 degrees.

 
Is there a website where I can read your stories?

 
Our website is atrocious and the lack of professionalism from the rest of the staff is embarrassing, so maybe I'll send you a redacted PDF.

artie_fufkin wrote:

I've yet to see newspaper website that doesn't look like it was designed by dopey English majors.
Do you still have my email address?

Shoot me a PM. I'll have to give you my updated account.