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Cards look decent...knock on wood
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Final score: Cubs 8, Cardinals 5
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Nm
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artie_fufkin wrote:
Final score: Cubs 8, Cardinals 5
You’re getting there ...
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If my name was Ian Happ, I'd sue my parents for trying to make me a douchebag.
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If you only knew Alex Rodriguez from listening to ESPN broadcasts, you would never think he played baseball.
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Mendoza just got in a "riseball" reference. Does Stanford not teach the law of gravity?
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artie_fufkin wrote:
Mendoza just got in a "riseball" reference. Does Stanford not teach the law of gravity?
Are you suggesting a rise ball can’t rise?
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forsberg_us wrote:
artie_fufkin wrote:
Mendoza just got in a "riseball" reference. Does Stanford not teach the law of gravity?
Are you suggesting a rise ball can’t rise?
Not on this planet, anyway.
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artie_fufkin wrote:
forsberg_us wrote:
artie_fufkin wrote:
Mendoza just got in a "riseball" reference. Does Stanford not teach the law of gravity?
Are you suggesting a rise ball can’t rise?
Not on this planet, anyway.
Physics, as tested on this planet, suggests otherwise.
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I'd ask which game Rodriguez is watching, but this is the only one being played tonight.
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forsberg_us wrote:
artie_fufkin wrote:
forsberg_us wrote:
Are you suggesting a rise ball can’t rise?Not on this planet, anyway.
Physics, as tested on this planet, suggests otherwise.
Isn't "German physics" one of them oxymorons, like "French humor" and "British cuisine?"
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Ohthankgoodness Bowman is back. Two pitches later and the Cubs score a run.
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Can you please get fucking Bowman out of the game before someone gets killed by a line drive?
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artie_fufkin wrote:
Final score: Cubs 8, Cardinals 5
Are you a wizard?
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Shildt put Bowman in the game About the same time MM would have .
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ARod said he expects the Cardinals to make a run ....
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At least Fowler had some good at bats.
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don.rob11 wrote:
ARod said he expects the Cardinals to make a run ....
ARod also said he didn’t use steroids.
I’m calling it now. The Cardinals go 2-6 in these 8 games against the Cubs.
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forsberg_us wrote:
artie_fufkin wrote:
Final score: Cubs 8, Cardinals 5
Are you a wizard?
In the shitty, charlatan Gandalf sort of way, maybe.
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forsberg_us wrote:
don.rob11 wrote:
ARod said he expects the Cardinals to make a run ....
ARod also said he didn’t use steroids.
I’m calling it now. The Cardinals go 2-6 in these 8 games against the Cubs.
You really think they'll win two?
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don.rob11 wrote:
ARod said he expects the Cardinals to make a run ....
Everything he said when he broke down Carpenter's fielder's choice was incorrect. Rizzo didn't resemble Keith Hernandez in any way, shape or fashion when the ball happened to land in his glove, Russell's throw didn't carom off Martinez and it was nowhere close to being caught by Wilson. Other than that, he was spot on.
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Oh, and Fuck Heyward.
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artie_fufkin wrote:
Oh, and Fuck Heyward.
A freebie for you, Artie: If you ever write a baseball-related work of fiction, one of your characters should be named "Huck Feyward".
You're welcome.
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JV wrote:
artie_fufkin wrote:
Oh, and Fuck Heyward.
A freebie for you, Artie: If you ever write a baseball-related work of fiction, one of your characters should be named "Huck Feyward".
You're welcome.
You will be in the foreword. I was going to write about the haplessness of the 2018 St. Louis Cardinals, but that would be non-fiction.