APIAD wrote:

I get the game on a chicago station......fuck you dish

Jim Deshaies is a good analyst, but Len Kasper's voice drives me crazy. He sounds like a gay version of Kermit the Frog. 
Try listening to the Cubs radio broadcast with Ron Coomer. He sounds like one of those Bears' superfans on that old SNL bit from the '90s.
 

We had a wicked thunderstorm yesterday and it knocked down a big limb from a maple tree on my idiot neighbor's lot. The town wouldn't take it because it fell on her property, so she's burning it in her fire pit, which is about 25 feet from my den. The fire produced so much smoke the smoke detectors on all three floors of my house have gone off.

artie_fufkin wrote:

APIAD wrote:

I get the game on a chicago station......fuck you dish

Jim Deshaies is a good analyst, but Len Kasper's voice drives me crazy. He sounds like a gay version of Kermit the Frog. 
Try listening to the Cubs radio broadcast with Ron Coomer. He sounds like one of those Bears' superfans on that old SNL bit from the '90s.
 

There is to much yelling, bitching and fussing going on in this house to actually hear the tv.

APIAD wrote:

artie_fufkin wrote:

We had a wicked thunderstorm yesterday and it knocked down a big limb from a maple tree on my idiot neighbor's lot. The town wouldn't take it because it fell on her property, so she's burning it in her fire pit, which is about 25 feet from my den. The fire produced so much smoke the smoke detectors on all three floors of my house have gone off.

Thats funny shit.

She's a nice lady, but sometimes her brain doesn't get enough oxygen. 
 

I like wieters.  Maybe the most capable back up catcher the cardinals have had in my time.

I worked late today and Michele fell asleep and didn’t make dinner so she decided to go get chicken. She called and asked me if she could get 12 or 16 pieces. I said 16 because chicken is always good the next day.

I had a breast, thigh and wing. Michele had a thigh and a leg, and Madison had 3 legs.

The chicken is gone. All that’s left are crumbs and bones. Bob ate the other 8 pieces. He also had red beans and rice. Now he’s eating the biscuits.

Yesterday he ate a full meal while Michele was making dinner. Then he ate dinner.

Yeah, it’s almost football season and he’s working out like crazy, but damn it’s good to be young.

forsberg_us wrote:

I worked late today and Michele fell asleep and didn’t make dinner so she decided to go get chicken. She called and asked me if she could get 12 or 16 pieces. I said 16 because chicken is always good the next day.

I had a breast, thigh and wing. Michele had a thigh and a leg, and Madison had 3 legs.

The chicken is gone. All that’s left are crumbs and bones. Bob ate the other 8 pieces. He also had red beans and rice. Now he’s eating the biscuits.

Yesterday he ate a full meal while Michele was making dinner. Then he ate dinner.

Yeah, it’s almost football season and he’s working out like crazy, but damn it’s good to be young.

We went to mexican and i had a super changa.  I think i might be pregnant.

APIAD wrote:

forsberg_us wrote:

I worked late today and Michele fell asleep and didn’t make dinner so she decided to go get chicken. She called and asked me if she could get 12 or 16 pieces. I said 16 because chicken is always good the next day.

I had a breast, thigh and wing. Michele had a thigh and a leg, and Madison had 3 legs.

The chicken is gone. All that’s left are crumbs and bones. Bob ate the other 8 pieces. He also had red beans and rice. Now he’s eating the biscuits.

Yesterday he ate a full meal while Michele was making dinner. Then he ate dinner.

Yeah, it’s almost football season and he’s working out like crazy, but damn it’s good to be young.

We went to mexican and i had a super changa.  I think i might be pregnant.

I don’t want to be anywhere close when you give birth.

forsberg_us wrote:

I worked late today and Michele fell asleep and didn’t make dinner so she decided to go get chicken. She called and asked me if she could get 12 or 16 pieces. I said 16 because chicken is always good the next day.

I had a breast, thigh and wing. Michele had a thigh and a leg, and Madison had 3 legs.

The chicken is gone. All that’s left are crumbs and bones. Bob ate the other 8 pieces. He also had red beans and rice. Now he’s eating the biscuits.

Yesterday he ate a full meal while Michele was making dinner. Then he ate dinner.

Yeah, it’s almost football season and he’s working out like crazy, but damn it’s good to be young.

Key-rist. I put on five pounds if I drive by a KFC.
 

forsberg_us wrote:

APIAD wrote:

forsberg_us wrote:

I worked late today and Michele fell asleep and didn’t make dinner so she decided to go get chicken. She called and asked me if she could get 12 or 16 pieces. I said 16 because chicken is always good the next day.

I had a breast, thigh and wing. Michele had a thigh and a leg, and Madison had 3 legs.

The chicken is gone. All that’s left are crumbs and bones. Bob ate the other 8 pieces. He also had red beans and rice. Now he’s eating the biscuits.

Yesterday he ate a full meal while Michele was making dinner. Then he ate dinner.

Yeah, it’s almost football season and he’s working out like crazy, but damn it’s good to be young.

We went to mexican and i had a super changa.  I think i might be pregnant.

I don’t want to be anywhere close when you give birth.

I might be dilating now.

artie_fufkin wrote:

APIAD wrote:

artie_fufkin wrote:

You need to buy a good set of noise reducing headphones. 
 

Or build a shed with a tv and recliner.

Another plausible - albeit more labor intensive - alternative.
 

Basement remodel starts next week.  My diy skills will be pushed to their limits and my patience will be on the thin side.

artie_fufkin wrote:

APIAD wrote:

I like wieters. Maybe the most capable back up catcher the cardinals have had in my time.

Yeah, they're doing all of this with him behind the plate. I think he was the victim of inflated expectations early in his career. People saw a guy his size who was a switch-hitter and thought he would re-invent the position.
You're probably too young to remember Todd Zeile's tenure with the Cardinals. They thought he would be the second coming of Johnny Bench. He had a nice career, but his primary claim to fame was he ended up as the player to be named later in about a dozen different trades.
 

I remember zeile as a met, so yeah, it was before my time.