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Signing Pujols is pointless
As a devout Christian, Albert will be Raptured on Saturday, which begs the question.
Does he have Hall of Fame numbers? We will likely never make it to a point where we see him voted in, as the end of the world is slated for October, when we all gang up to war against Israel, and Jesus leads the army's of heaven against the non-believers, covering the world in fire. This calamity (Armageddon) will sadly occur before his eligibility hits.
It also means that the teams decision not to give Wain-o Tommy John surgery last year was prudent, and not resigning Albert was genius.
I have no idea what you have planned for your last night on earth, my boss wanted me to come in early tomorrow, and wouldn't take the Rapture as justification to blow it off. What a fucking dick!
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Re: Signing Pujols is pointless
alz wrote:
As a devout Christian, Albert will be Raptured on Saturday, which begs the question.
Does he have Hall of Fame numbers? We will likely never make it to a point where we see him voted in, as the end of the world is slated for October, when we all gang up to war against Israel, and Jesus leads the army's of heaven against the non-believers, covering the world in fire. This calamity (Armageddon) will sadly occur before his eligibility hits.
It also means that the teams decision not to give Wain-o Tommy John surgery last year was prudent, and not resigning Albert was genius.
I have no idea what you have planned for your last night on earth, my boss wanted me to come in early tomorrow, and wouldn't take the Rapture as justification to blow it off. What a fucking dick!
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- artie_fufkin
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Re: Signing Pujols is pointless
"Albert will be Raptured on Saturday"
Does that mean he has to go on the DL?
- alz
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"Albert will be Raptured on Saturday"
Does that mean he has to go on the DL?
I'm almost certain Franklin could get Raptured, and still not be DFA'd. Still, is it wrong I pray he does get Raptured?
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Re: Signing Pujols is pointless
Cheat death. Jump on an Asia bound flight at the right moment and you will cross the international dateline without ever experiencing the date in question.
Dang, a chartered flight could earn millions off these chumps.