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All I know about Colonie was there was an albino from there who tried out for my college baseball team one year. Seriously. He had to wear a turtleneck and long sleeves and prescription sunblock with an SPR of about 300 on his face and hands so he wouldn't get sunburned. Threw hard. No control. Must have been from all the goo on his hands. He lasted about three days. During batting practice, he plunked our catcher, who was a D3 All-American. Our coach practically chased him off with a pitchfork.
I also found it interesting the temperature in St. Louis is supposed to fluctuate 50 degrees between now and Friday. My mother-in-law would warn everyone that they're susceptible to the flu.
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This seemed to be a popular thing to joke about a few years ago when we got the No. 1 ranking, but it's really bad PR for St. Louis and kind of undeserved. I can't read the article, but I'm guessing North County and Metro East really juke the stats. South County isn't exactly a hot bed of violence, and the biggest crime in West County is probably letting your grass exceed whatever asinine limit your gated neighborhood sets it at.
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"letting your grass exceed whatever asinine limit your gated neighborhood sets it at."
Is the "gated neighborhood" a Midwestern phenomenon? I wasn't really familiar with the concept until we visited some friends in the Chicago suburbs last month. My buddy got a "warning" for putting his son's basketball hoop too close to the sidewalk.
No fences, either.
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tkihshbt wrote:
This seemed to be a popular thing to joke about a few years ago when we got the No. 1 ranking, but it's really bad PR for St. Louis and kind of undeserved. I can't read the article, but I'm guessing North County and Metro East really juke the stats. South County isn't exactly a hot bed of violence, and the biggest crime in West County is probably letting your grass exceed whatever asinine limit your gated neighborhood sets it at.
I didn't read the article either, but I saw something about this on last night's news and it was explained as the number of "violent crimes" (not sure what does/doesn't qualify) per thousand residents. Neither the Metro East or the County were considered. I think that's where the Mayor's office takes exception. Their position is that the overall numbers of these offenses are down, but the population has dwindled at a greater rate, so the ration has increased, thus pushing St. Louis back to the top of the list. If the Meotrpolitan area was taken into consideration, the ratio would be significantly lower.
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forsberg_us wrote:
Their position is that the overall numbers of these offenses are down, but the population has dwindled at a greater rate, so the ration has increased, thus pushing St. Louis back to the top of the list. If the Meotrpolitan area was taken into consideration, the ratio would be significantly lower.
I didn't know of truly gated communities in the Chicago or Los Angeles areas, and first encountered them in St. Louis, where they are numerous. Nobody wants to live in a dangerous neighborhood, or send their kids to bad schools, so most people either move to a suburb (different tax base) or a private, often gated, neighborhood, with home owners fees for private guards, and send their kids to private schools, and then ask 'what the hell are my tax dollars doing for me?' Either way, it leaves an economically challenged rump population with all the commensurate problems of urban poor. And, of course, the last ones to move away are the criminals.
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Max wrote:
forsberg_us wrote:
Their position is that the overall numbers of these offenses are down, but the population has dwindled at a greater rate, so the ration has increased, thus pushing St. Louis back to the top of the list. If the Meotrpolitan area was taken into consideration, the ratio would be significantly lower.
I didn't know of truly gated communities in the Chicago or Los Angeles areas, and first encountered them in St. Louis, where they are numerous. Nobody wants to live in a dangerous neighborhood, or send their kids to bad schools, so most people either move to a suburb (different tax base) or a private, often gated, neighborhood, with home owners fees for private guards, and send their kids to private schools, and then ask 'what the hell are my tax dollars doing for me?' Either way, it leaves an economically challenged rump population with all the commensurate problems of urban poor. And, of course, the last ones to move away are the criminals.
I don't recall any half-assed security in my buddy's development, which is about 30 miles west of Chicago, but it was definitely a walled city.
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forsberg_us wrote:
I didn't read the article either, but I saw something about this on last night's news and it was explained as the number of "violent crimes" (not sure what does/doesn't qualify) per thousand residents. Neither the Metro East or the County were considered. I think that's where the Mayor's office takes exception. Their position is that the overall numbers of these offenses are down, but the population has dwindled at a greater rate, so the ration has increased, thus pushing St. Louis back to the top of the list. If the Meotrpolitan area was taken into consideration, the ratio would be significantly lower.
That makes sense. I've noticed that this "violent crime" stuff hasn't managed to affect the price of a loft on Washington Avenue.
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artie_fufkin wrote:
Is the "gated neighborhood" a Midwestern phenomenon? I wasn't really familiar with the concept until we visited some friends in the Chicago suburbs last month. My buddy got a "warning" for putting his son's basketball hoop too close to the sidewalk.
No fences, either.
I was making a stereotype of rich people, but I'm sure there's a few neighborhoods in West County that seal their borders.
I would love to be the person in your friend's neighborhood that sits on the planning and zoning committee. I bet there's some really interesting conversations about variances and easements.
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tkihshbt wrote:
I would love to be the person in your friend's neighborhood that sits on the planning and zoning committee. I bet there's some really interesting conversations about variances and easements.
No you wouldn't. Those people are on lower rungs on the get-a-life ladder than people who peddle sports memorabilia and people who dress up in period attire to attend Medieval festivals. The Cub Fan next door and the guy who lives on the other side of him almost got into a fist fight a couple of years ago at the neighborhood Memorial Day barbecue because the guy who lives on the other side of Cub Fan wanted to put a bulkhead on the side of his house that encroached on Cub Fan's setback. Try adjudicating that nonsense on a zoning board.
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APRTW wrote:
I believe in zoning to some degree. It isnt fair to let people devalue your property by moving in a couple trailers on the lot next to you but that is about as far as I think it should go.
Oh, don't get me wrong. Zoning is one of life's more valuable municipal commodities. I wouldn't want my neighbor to sell his house and have the next owner convert it into a pizza shop or a strip joint. Like a lot of other things in life, extremists make things objectionable. Using TK's example, there's no need for the neighborhood Hedda Hopper to walk around with a ruler measuring the height of the grass on everyone's front lawn.
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APRTW wrote:
I believe in zoning to some degree. It isnt fair to let people devalue your property by moving in a couple trailers on the lot next to you but that is about as far as I think it should go.
Harumph! Spoken like a Federalist. I believe in State's Rights, county's rights, and neighborhood rights when it comes to zoning. One of those gated communities about 30 m W of Chicago, of which Artie spoke, is Ginger Creek, and they used to have clause within their homeowner's covenant that no homeowner could own a car more than 2 years old. Don't like the homeowner's covenant? Don't buy there! The only issue I would have is that major changes to the homeowners covenant should require a large supermajority. I wouldn't want to be a in a situation where I bought a house, and then a simple majority changed the rules: requiring that I paint my house mauve, or plant bamboo in my front yard, or whatever.
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I think you're confusing zoning commissions with neighborhood homeowners associations.
I'm on the planning and zoning commission of the municipality I live in. We don't deal with fences and set backs. We deal mostly with businesses that need a zoning variance to open up shop. Lately, our biggest issue has been clearing the way for a new Wal Mart. The way the economy is these days, we pretty much approve anything that can bring in tax revenue. About the only thing I can remember that we denied was a hotel owner who wanted to convert half of his hotel into a nursing home for mental patients. It would have made for some interesting conversations by the pool, but we thought it a poor combination.
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forsberg_us wrote:
I think you're confusing zoning commissions with neighborhood homeowners associations.
moi?
not intentionally. ap's comment about trailers on the lot sounded more like homeowners association issues than zoning.
when it comes to zoning, i like to respond to the extreme 'property rights' contingent (it's my property and i can do what i want with it) with the example of a pig farm. section 8 housing is another biggie. i had a family member lose everything in his home in houston after the city opened a public housing project a few blocks away. the home literally had more debt than equity and his life's savings was wiped out.
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forsberg_us wrote:
I think you're confusing zoning commissions with neighborhood homeowners associations.
I'm on the planning and zoning commission of the municipality I live in. We don't deal with fences and set backs. We deal mostly with businesses that need a zoning variance to open up shop. Lately, our biggest issue has been clearing the way for a new Wal Mart. The way the economy is these days, we pretty much approve anything that can bring in tax revenue. About the only thing I can remember that we denied was a hotel owner who wanted to convert half of his hotel into a nursing home for mental patients. It would have made for some interesting conversations by the pool, but we thought it a poor combination.
No that is pretty much what zoning is around here. It is a small town and you can call it what you want (zoning or ordinances) but it is really all the same.
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"One of those gated communities about 30 m W of Chicago, of which Artie spoke, is Ginger Creek, and they used to have clause within their homeowner's covenant that no homeowner could own a car more than 2 years old."
Seems a little Draconian. Does the HA offer its own financing?
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"requiring that I paint my house mauve"
A guy in the last town I lived in had a variance for an addition denied and he responded by painting his house - including the foundation - Pepto-Bismol pink. I lived far enough away that I thought it was funny, but his direct abutters weren't as amused.
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artie_fufkin wrote:
"One of those gated communities about 30 m W of Chicago, of which Artie spoke, is Ginger Creek, and they used to have clause within their homeowner's covenant that no homeowner could own a car more than 2 years old."
Seems a little Draconian. Does the HA offer its own financing?
The people there don't need it. I suspect they pay cash for their cars. And in that way, I guess I am like them, as I paid cash for my '97 Geo Metro.
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Our next meeting promises to be interesting. We're going to be considering a temporary moratorium on certain businesses, including, among others, adult-oriented businesses, payday loan shops and smoke shops. As it was presented, there is concern that these businesses bring with them "secondary adverse effects."
At 42, I'm about 15-20 years junior any other member of the commission. I'm imagining this thing turning into a scene from Reefer Madness as I listen to my colleagues explain how we have to protect the citizens from the evils of porn, greed and the devil weed.
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forsberg_us wrote:
Our next meeting promises to be interesting. We're going to be considering a temporary moratorium on certain businesses, including, among others, adult-oriented businesses, payday loan shops and smoke shops. As it was presented, there is concern that these businesses bring with them "secondary adverse effects."
At 42, I'm about 15-20 years junior any other member of the commission. I'm imagining this thing turning into a scene from Reefer Madness as I listen to my colleagues explain how we have to protect the citizens from the evils of porn, greed and the devil weed.
You could do what my hometown did. Create an adult-oriented business zoning district on about 30 square feet of land between the municipal landfill and a swamp that can only be accessed via a road in the town next door.
That little shenanigan probably wasn't what the founding fathers had in mind when they drew up the Bill of Rights, but then again T.J., George and the rest of the powdered-wiggers likely weren't thinking about the impact of Ginger Lynn dancing three shows a night and five on the weekends with an all-you-can-eat buffet at the Leather and Lace Tavern in proximity to a day care center.
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artie_fufkin wrote:
forsberg_us wrote:
Our next meeting promises to be interesting. We're going to be considering a temporary moratorium on certain businesses, including, among others, adult-oriented businesses, payday loan shops and smoke shops. As it was presented, there is concern that these businesses bring with them "secondary adverse effects."
At 42, I'm about 15-20 years junior any other member of the commission. I'm imagining this thing turning into a scene from Reefer Madness as I listen to my colleagues explain how we have to protect the citizens from the evils of porn, greed and the devil weed.You could do what my hometown did. Create an adult-oriented business zoning district on about 30 square feet of land between the municipal landfill and a swamp that can only be accessed via a road in the town next door.
That little shenanigan probably wasn't what the founding fathers had in mind when they drew up the Bill of Rights, but then again T.J., George and the rest of the powdered-wiggers likely weren't thinking about the impact of Ginger Lynn dancing three shows a night and five on the weekends with an all-you-can-eat buffet at the Leather and Lace Tavern in proximity to a day care center.
You're probably right. I think Ginger only danced two shows a night back in the days of the Continental Congress.
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I've waited way too long to check out this thread and therefore have read less than 50% of what's written. I actually thought about posting a link to this ranking with a comment about Memphis being #10. It also made #10 on a list of toughest cities in which to find a job.
Anyway, the poll that is the subject of this thread can't be accurate with Memphis falling to the no. 10 spot.
On the subject of gated communities, I don't know how far South you're willing to extend the Midwest but they are plenty common in middle and west Tennessee. And they are only slightly related to higher income. For a very brief period that was much longer than I would have liked, my daughter lived in an apartment complex when she was a retail sales clerk at Best Buy and it was gated. Of course there were a lot of well-to-do drug dealers in the complex but a majority of the folks there were probably their biggest customers. Still, it's hard to know how to compute what would be a majority. Several of the two person apartments had a regular rotation of 10-12 Hispanics.
Come to think of it, maybe it was gated to keep drug buyers from making a fast get away without paying.
Seriously, it would be unthinkable to have an assisted living place in Memphis that wasn't gated. Within a week you'd have 3 or 4 (maybe more) gang members storming in to clean out as many of the inhabitants as they could in 20 minutes of B & E) with a couple of assistants walking around and pistol whipping any of the employees who looked like they might pick up a telephone.