Cardinals break out and score about a dozen runs ...

Brenly is the world's biggest douche. Seriously.

This ballpark can't hold too much off Honus Kozma's bat.

Outstanding, Kozma. 

I heard Al bitching about the Cardinals scoring 0-2 runs 44 times last season. Maybe he should've added that no NL team was held to that many runs fewer times than the Cardinals.

tkihshbt wrote:

I heard Al bitching about the Cardinals scoring 0-2 runs 44 times last season. Maybe he should've added that no NL team was held to that many runs fewer times than the Cardinals.

I'd take Al's bitching over what I'm getting. In an effort to get Phoenicians to realize there's still a major league baseball tea in town, they're pimping the park tonight. So in between outs, and sometimes in between pitches, I'm getting footage of the interactive batting cage and fat kids stuffing themselves with hot dogs at the all-you-can-eat buffet.
 

Carpenter rushed that throw. Craig isn't a good first baseman. 

There's a pretty good chance we see this happen again in 2013.

Jesus is Holliday fucking strong. You're not supposed to hit that pitch that hard or that far. 

tkihshbt wrote:

Is Mark Grace in jail?

Not sure. I know he had to do some time because it was his second DUI. And Durwood Sutton got canned last year because he popped off about how lousy Fox Sports is while he was on the air. I don't know who the new play-by-play guy is. He's not bad, bit he's not good enough to overcome Brenly.
 

One thing about Garcia tonight is he seems more composed. If Carpenter had made that error any other year, Garcia would have started dancing around the mound and looking into the dugout. He came back with some really good, smart pitches to Marte. I think he struck him out without throwing a pitch in the strike zone.

Huffington Post, 1/31/13

PHOENIX (AP) — Former Arizona Diamondbacks television analyst Mark Grace has been sentenced to four months in jail under a work-release program.

The 48-year-old former first baseman with the Diamondbacks and the Chicago Cubs pleaded guilty Thursday to felony endangerment and misdemeanor driving under the influence of alcohol.

Grace was arrested last August in Scottsdale — his second drunken driving arrest in 15 months — and could have faced more than three years in prison. He had pleaded not guilty in October to four felony counts of aggravated DUI and was scheduled to go on trial March 19.

The Diamondbacks fired him as their analyst after the August arrest but later invited him to participate in a fantasy camp.

A Maricopa County Superior Court spokesman says the jail sentence begins Feb. 10. Grace must also serve two years of probation.PHOENIX (AP) — Former Arizona Diamondbacks television analyst Mark Grace has been sentenced to four months in jail under a work-release program.

The 48-year-old former first baseman with the Diamondbacks and the Chicago Cubs pleaded guilty Thursday to felony endangerment and misdemeanor driving under the influence of alcohol.

Grace was arrested last August in Scottsdale — his second drunken driving arrest in 15 months — and could have faced more than three years in prison. He had pleaded not guilty in October to four felony counts of aggravated DUI and was scheduled to go on trial March 19.

The Diamondbacks fired him as their analyst after the August arrest but later invited him to participate in a fantasy camp.

A Maricopa County Superior Court spokesman says the jail sentence begins Feb. 10. Grace must also serve two years of probation.