Franklin Gutierrez, .243 avg, .264 OBP. That's Cozart-esque

Nothing to do with the game, but I hate Yom Kippur. It's been only four hours since sundown here and my wife is already looking at the cat like she could swallow it whole.

Geez, Edny Chavez, Ollie Perez and Carlos Beltran from the '06 Mets all in the same place. Makes you wonder what Tyler Johnson is up to these days.

forsberg_us wrote:

artie_fufkin wrote:

forsberg_us wrote:

Maybe in the next commercial they can have the "6 is a serious number" guy sneak up and put a pair of headphones on a sleeping Sasquatch. It then wakes up, smashes the 2 d-bags with a rock before being shot and killed by a wayward hunter. Both commercials come to an end. 
 

Throw the "Cheap, cheap; fun, fun" chicken onto the kill list and you might be on to something.
 

One of the attorneys I work with married the daughter of one of the original owners of Dirt Cheap. She used to dress as the chicken. 

Her dad had a falling out with his business partner. The other guy got to keep the Dirt Cheap name, and he opened "Fred's Cheap-o Depot."

I would have thought more of the people of St. Louis than they could sustain two job lot franchises.
 

There's no freakin' way the Cardinals should have won this baseball game.

forsberg_us wrote:

artie_fufkin wrote:

Nothing to do with the game, but I hate Yom Kippur. It's been only four hours since sundown here and my wife is already looking at the cat like she could swallow it whole.

LMAO!!!

I double dog dare you to walk in the kitchen, make a great big ham sandwich and offer her a bite. 

It would be hard to eat the sandwich after she punches me in the mouth and knocks out all my teeth.
By 5 p.m. tomorrow, my wife will look like one of the zombies from Dawn of the Dead. And I'm equally at risk of having her take a bite out of my flesh.
 

artie_fufkin wrote:

There's no freakin' way the Cardinals should have won this baseball game.

I didn't see all of the game, but Seattle lost at least 3 base runners and gave the Cardinals both runs. That's just terrible, terrible baseball by Seattle. 

forsberg_us wrote:

artie_fufkin wrote:

There's no freakin' way the Cardinals should have won this baseball game.

I didn't see all of the game, but Seattle lost at least 3 base runners and gave the Cardinals both runs. That's just terrible, terrible baseball by Seattle. 

They also burned a really good start by Yoko Ono.
I can't remember the last time I saw two runners get caught stealing in the same inning.
 

artie_fufkin wrote:

Nothing to do with the game, but I hate Yom Kippur. It's been only four hours since sundown here and my wife is already looking at the cat like she could swallow it whole.

me and the wife started a no/low carb diet.  I dont really want to lose much more wieght but i am trying to bs supportive.  So far i have not went off course.  We are a week in.  I told her we would committ to it for a month.  I never thought i woukd get sick of meat and cheese.  Oh and i am not drinking either.  I just finished a lunch of baked fish.