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4/12/2015 11:29 am  #1


4/12 Gamecrap

While we watch the Cardinals, Reds fans debate the merits of Andy Dalton:

Cardinals
1. Matt Carpenter - 3B - (LH)
2. Jason Heyward - RF- (LH)
3. Matt Holliday - LF- (RH)
4. Jhonny Peralta - SS (RH)
5. Mark Reynolds - 1B (RH)
6. Jon Jay - CF (LH)
7. Yadier Molina - C (RH)
8. Kolten Wong - 2B (LH)
9. Carlos Martinez - SP (RP)

Reds
1. Billy Hamilton - CF- (SH)
2. Joey Votto - 1B- (LH)
3. Todd Frazier - 3B- (RH)
4. Brandon Phillips - 2B- (RH)
5. Jay Bruce - RF- (LH)
6. Brennan Boesch - LF - (LH)
7. Brayan Pena C - (RH)
8. Zack Cozart SS - (RH)
9. Raisel Iglesias (R) P

 

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4/12/2015 12:18 pm  #2


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Holliday is just guessing at this point in his career. 

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4/12/2015 12:26 pm  #3


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Can't believe Martinez got out of that. Whew.

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4/12/2015 12:35 pm  #4


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"Well, we didn't have video of Iglesias, so when we saw strike three coming down the middle we weren't sure what to do."

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4/12/2015 12:37 pm  #5


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Jay was father away from that ball than Holliday , and still caught  up with it .

And now a bpmb from Bruce.

 

4/12/2015 12:37 pm  #6


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For the 2nd day in a row, I'm missing the game to watch my daughter play in a softball tournament. It's the equivalent of having a 4 hour root canal, without anesthesia, while being forced to listen to an endless loop of Nickleback, Barry Manilow and Vanilla Ice.

I'm just curious at what age does a bunted ball that's thrown into right field no longer get considered a triple.

 

4/12/2015 12:44 pm  #7


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I think it's NickElback. Because it's cool to misspell words. 

Also, that sounds awful. I didn't even realize softball season had started. 

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4/12/2015 1:01 pm  #8


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Holliday and Molina look old and slow. 

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4/12/2015 1:03 pm  #9


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tkihshbt wrote:

I think it's NickElback. Because it's cool to misspell words. 

Also, that sounds awful. I didn't even realize softball season had started. 

Madison is playing select softball now. It's year round. They practiced indoors all winter. This is the 2nd weekend tournament in 3 weeks. I love my daughter, but softball parents are fucking obnoxious.

 

4/12/2015 1:06 pm  #10


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Tell me about it. I heard one parent scream at his daughter this past year after she was hit by a pitch for "taking the easy way out."

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4/12/2015 1:08 pm  #11


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That wasn't even a GOOD 3-0 pitch to swing at Jon Jay. 

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4/12/2015 1:15 pm  #12


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To make it worse, the home plate umpire is so bad is comical. I can't be mad because he's been pathetically bad both ways. He's calling balls and strikes before the ball crosses the plate. He just called a strike on a ball a girl hit into the outfield. As I was typing this there was a play at the plate. He called the runner safe, reconsidered and then called her out. His explanation to the other team's manager was that the runner would have been safe if the catcher had dropped the ball, so he called her safe until he knew whether the catcher had held on or not. Once he determined she had, he switched his call. He's been our home plate ump all 4 games this weekend.

 

4/12/2015 1:19 pm  #13


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I signed up for the Extra Innings package yesterday, and BMRO and Idiot Sidekick are so biased today I'm thinking about calling back today and asking for a refund.

 

4/12/2015 1:20 pm  #14


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Phil Cuzzi got demoted to girls softball?

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4/12/2015 1:22 pm  #15


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 "I didn't even realize softball season had started."

Softball season never ends. Neither does youth hockey season. I have a buddy who has three kids who play youth hockey. He might as well sell his house and live in a van, because all he ever des is travel from rink to rink.

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4/12/2015 1:24 pm  #16


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How's that for a sacrifice bunt, you shameless homers?

 

4/12/2015 1:25 pm  #17


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Bucket of ice to Julio Iglesias' table, stat.

 

4/12/2015 1:25 pm  #18


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Why does everyone who runs the bases believe they're invisible? Worst baserunning team ever.

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4/12/2015 1:28 pm  #19


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tkihshbt wrote:

I think it's NickElback. Because it's cool to misspell words. 

Also, that sounds awful. I didn't even realize softball season had started. 

That might be one of those goofy Canadian spellings, like centre and labour.
 

 

4/12/2015 1:29 pm  #20


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artie_fufkin wrote:

 "I didn't even realize softball season had started."

Softball season never ends. Neither does youth hockey season. I have a buddy who has three kids who play youth hockey. He might as well sell his house and live in a van, because all he ever des is travel from rink to rink.

I've definitely heard this about youth hockey. 
 

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4/12/2015 1:31 pm  #21


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"I'm just curious at what age does a bunted ball that's thrown into right field no longer get considered a triple."

When you're too old to make it to third base and have to stop at second.

 

4/12/2015 1:32 pm  #22


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tkihshbt wrote:

Phil Cuzzi got demoted to girls softball?

Rec.
How many pre-teen girls has Phil tossed so far for arguing balls and strikes?
 

 

4/12/2015 1:36 pm  #23


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Now Idiot Sidekick is quoting Shakespeare. Or, Shakespeir, in Canadian.

 

4/12/2015 1:36 pm  #24


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After the parents, the most annoying thing about girls softball are the non-stop cheers and chants from the dugout. It's comical that they make these stupid t-shirts with sayings like "My softball player wears cleats not heels." or "Real girls play in the dirt," but then they spend the whole game cheering like a bunch of girls at a slumber party.

They have cheers for hits, cheers for runs, they even have a cheer for when the other team has a conference on the mound.

I function so much better at boys sports.

 

4/12/2015 1:36 pm  #25


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Lefties are 4-for-12 with a walk, a double and two home runs off Martinez today.

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